Weather Dominator

G.I. Joe II ( The Revenge of Cobra) (Weather Dominator)
EXT. DESERT HIGHWAY - DAY
DUKE
Yo Joe! Convoy, go!
JOES
Yo Joe!
DUKE
No sign of Cobra. How does it look from ground level, Scarlett?
SCARLETT
Clear here, Duke, but I don't believe it'll stay that way.
DUKE
Me neither. The laser core for our cannon is just the kind of hardware to make our friendly neighborhood reptiles hiss with envy.
DUKE (CONT.)
What's the situation on your side, Flint?
FLINT
So far, so good. But things could still get hairy between here and Headquarters. Remember, a cobra's a snake, and snake is sneak spelled sideways.
COBRA COMMANDER
We shall see how G. I. Joe likes the bite of a sneak's fangs. Cobra!
COBRAS
Cobra!
GUNG-HO
It's Cobra! Yo Joe!
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
COBRAS
Cobra!
SCARLETT
They're trying to block the road! Let's take 'em out!
DUKE
A little air support for the lady, boys!
STALKER
Keep the convoy rollin'!
COBRA COMMANDER
Scrap-Iron, now!
COBRA COMMANDER
Firefly, strike!
ROADBLOCK
They cut us off!
LADY JAYE
Circle around to protect the cannon! Go!
FLINT
We're too late! They're after the laser core!
DUKE
Request back-up, on the double! Yo Joe!
DUKE
I don't enjoy your company, but you sure get a kick outta me!
DUKE
Way to go, Snake-Eyes!
COBRA COMMANDER
Get that laser core away from those fools! You're supposed to be fighting men, so fight on without fear! What?
GUNG-HO
You were sayin' somethin' about fighting fearlessly, rust breath?
COBRA COMMANDER
You may have caught me temporarily, but I also have you.
GUNG-HO
They nailed Duke and Snake-Eyes!
FLINT
Looks like I'm in charge now. Gung-Ho, Short-Fuze, Breaker, form a guard detail and take the Cobra Commander to Blackwater Prison for safe keeping.
GUNG-HO
That's one place nobody cracks out of, buffer face.
FLINT
As for the rest of us, let's bring back our buddies and that laser core. Do you read me?
JOES
Yo Joe!
ROADBLOCK
Duke and Snake-Eyes, just you wait. We're gonna chop Cobra up for bait!
EXT. SWAMP - DAY
COL. SHARP
They're bringing Cobra Commander in for questioning. Modify course at once!
COL. SHARP
Come about! They're gonna ram us!
COL. SHARP
Take evasive action!
TORCH
Aw, look at the lovely monkeys we bagged.
BUZZER
Don't look like monkeys to me, Torch. They look like trout...just before you pop 'em in the fryin' pan and eat 'em.
RIPPER
Trout, that's a good one that is, Buzzer. Let's put these poor fish outta their misery.
ZARTAN
Get back, you rowdy lot of vagabonds. You will do as I say if you want gold.
TORCH
Oh, we'll obey, Zartan.
RIPPER
You have our complete attention.
BUZZER
Gold! Lovely.
ZARTAN
Welcome to my domain, Colonel Sharp. While G. I. Joe and Cobra battle for the land, I, Zartan, rule the swamps. Let me look at you, my dear colonel. My, what a memorable face you have.
COL. SHARP
I'm sure you're a big hit on Halloween, Zartan. But it'll take more than a false face to fool my people.
ZARTAN
Thank you, Colonel Sharp.
ZARTAN (CONT., in Sharp's voice)
Your voice was the only thing missing. Now, let's pay a visit to Blackwater Prison. I'm sure Cobra Commander will be delighted to see us.
EXT. SKY - DAY
LADY JAYE
Hang on, Duke. We're on our way.
FLINT
Yo Joe!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
DESTRO
Everything is proceeding according to plan. Storm Shadow, raise the Temple.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
DESTRO
Soon, Flint and the other Joes will pass directly over the Pit of Chaos, and there they will learn the folly of pursuit. With my new invention, the Weather Dominator, I shall destroy G. I. Joe with the irresistible power of nature itself!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
Let them come. Let them come!
INT. BLACKWATER PRISON - CORRIDOR
WARDEN
Fine work, fine work, Gung-Ho. You and your men may leave the prisoner with me and Dr. Cassals.
DR. CASSALS
Yes, I can't wait to begin his psychological evaluation for the parole board.
GUNG-HO
Man, we just brought this creep in! What do you mean parole?
DR. CASSALS
No purpose would be served by keeping him in jail when and if he reforms, young man.
COBRA COMMANDER
You wouldn't want to deprive me of my constitutional rights, would you, muscle head?
GUNG-HO
How would you like me to bench press your face?
"COL. SHARP"
At ease, men. Your mission is finished, Gung-Ho. Return to base. I'll take it from here.
GUNG-HO
Yeah, but sir!
"COL. SHARP"
Dismissed!
"COL. SHARP"
You may complete your processing of the prisoner, Dr. Cassals. I'll begin the interrogation afterward.
DR. CASSALS
Thank you, colonel. Vocational training will be a big part of the prisoner's rehabilitation. I think he'll adore basket weaving.
WARDEN
Good grief.
DR. CASSALS
Look closer, Warden. I know this will interest you.
ZARTAN
Now, let's give the guards a chance to sleep on the job.
GUARD
Gas!
EXT. SWAMP - DAY
GUNG-HO
Parole the Cobra Commander my mess kit! That turkey ought to be locked up for... There's somethin' in the water up ahead.
GUNG-HO
Oh, no! We've been had! Take care of the Colonel! I'm goin' back to the prison!
INT. BLACKWATER PRISON - CORRIDOR
ZARTAN
My friends ought to be waiting for us at the main gate. Quickly!
EXT. BLACKWATER PRISON
INT. BLACKWATER PRISON - CORRIDOR
ZARTAN
Our liberation is now at hand.
EXT. SWAMP - DAY
ZARTAN
Sunlight! I hate sunlight. It robs me of my camouflage ability. Let's get back to the swamp!
GUNG-HO
Yo Joe!
ZARTAN
Ah, home sweet home.
COBRA COMMANDER
Be careful, Zartan! I am too valuable to end up splattered all over some cypress tree!
ZARTAN
Great escapes require great risks, Cobra Commander. Hang on!
GUNG-HO
Keep 'em bottled up in the bayou!
SHORT-FUZE
Okay, but you better tell me what a bayou is first.
COBRA COMMANDER
Faster, Zartan! They are almost upon us!
ZARTAN
Be calm, Commander. Remember, this is my domain.
GUNG-HO
They...they're gone. Just like they was swallowed up by the swamp.
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS -DAY
MAJ. BLUDD
We've reached the Pit of Chaos, Destro.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
Then the time has come to rain on their parade.
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS - DAY
FLINT
Something's happening. Scarlett, pull back with your squadron and keep us in sight. If anything goes wrong, I don't want us all to buy the farm.
SCARLETT
Flint, be careful.
FLINT
Scarlett, get out of here! Run! Aaahh!
ROADBLOCK
May day, Lady. This is may day.
MUTT
It's too strong! We're goin' down!
SCARLETT
Flint! Roadblock! Mutt! Does anybody read me?
SCARLETT
We have our orders! Fall back!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - HANGAR
DESTRO
This is a glorious day for Cobra.
MAJ. BLUDD
Made even more glorious by the quality of our prisoners, I should say.
DESTRO
Excellent. Such fighting spirit shall provide us with rare sport later. But first, I must harness the laser core to my Weather Dominator. To the water vapor controlling mechanisms of the hydromaster and the electromagnetic energizing capabilities of the ion correlator, I now add the unlimited power of the laser core. Its strength will allow me to dominate the weather any place on earth.
MAJ. BLUDD
Shouldn't we start planning a mission to free our beloved leader from Blackwater Prison?
DESTRO
Certainly, Major. I miss the Cobra Commander as deeply as you do, but we can attend to that in good time.
COBRA COMMANDER
In good time, you say? No time in prison is good time!
DESTRO
How did you escape so quickly?
DESTRO
Zartan and the Dreadnoks. They have no commitment to our cause! They are nothing more than money-grubbing mercenaries!
COBRA COMMANDER
I have standing arrangements with Zartan for just such emergencies. And he is well worth his price.
COBRA COMMANDER
Superb! We have the laser core, we control the forces of nature, and we have humbled G. I. Joe! We now stand ready to rule the world!
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
SCARLETT
Keep trying. We can't give up.
SPARKS
I'll never stop trying, Scarlett, but Cobra's crazy weather patterns just swallow up my signals.
COBRA COMMANDER
Citizens of the world, on behalf of the great Cobra Empire, I address you now.
GUNG-HO
I address you, too, sweetheart.
LADY JAYE
See if you can put a tracer on the speech.
CLUTCH
Yeah. All you'd need is a garbage detector.
COBRA COMMANDER
You have no hope of resisting our might. We control a new power, the raw strength of nature itself, against which there is no defense. Watch, watch as I unleash the sea and sky to do my bidding!
CLUTCH
He's not foolin' around.
COBRA COMMANDER
I shall continue to unleash the terror of weather gone mad, until you surrender to me and acknowledge the rule of...Cobra!
SCARLETT
We've got to do something.
SPARKS
Right, Scarlett. The only question is, what?
SCARLETT
I don't know, yet. But I do know Duke and Flint would want us to keep punching, no matter what.
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS - NIGHT
FLINT
Hello! Can anybody here me? Roadblock! Mutt! Junkyard! Where are you?
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - STORAGE ROOM
DESTRO
Now it is time for Flint and any others who survived the crash into the Pit of Chaos to serve as guinea pigs. I shall use them to test another natural wonder which I have developed.
COBRA COMMANDER
Brilliant as usual, Destro. I'm sure Flint and the world will quake with terror at the sight of a dried-up sprig of creeper vine.
ZARTAN
It looks a bit like poison ivy.
COBRA COMMANDER
Poison ivy?
DESTRO
No, not poison ivy, my dear Cobra Commander. Something much, much worse. It needs but a single drop of water.
COBRA COMMANDER
It...it has the grip of steel!
ZARTAN
It's trying to strangle me!
COBRA COMMANDER
Save me, Destro, quickly! I order you to stop this!
DESTRO
There is nothing to fear, I assure you.
ZARTAN
Don't tell him; tell the vines!
DESTRO
The vines will soon be out of water. Then they will die.
DESTRO (CONT.)
Before our G. I. Joe friends fell into the Pit of Chaos, I seeded the entire area with vines like these. I can't wait until the rainfall awakens them.
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS - NIGHT
FLINT
Roadblock! Mutt! Junkyard! Do you read me? Roadblock, is that you?
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS - NIGHT
ROADBLOCK
Flint! Get back, you predatory vegetable! Man, am I glad to find a friendly face inside this homicidal salad bowl.
FLINT
Nothing stops it, Roadblock. If we quit, they win.
ROADBLOCK
Then, we'd better not poop out. Let go o' my leg, sucker!
FLINT
Something's killing those vines over there.
ROADBLOCK
Sounds like a nice place to visit.
MUTT
Yo Joe, guys! Junkyard and I turned on the jets from our wrecked SkyStriker. These vines don't like it at all.
FLINT
Good. We might just have enough time.
MUTT
Time to do what?
FLINT
To use these parts to get us out of here.
ROADBLOCK
Now you're talkin', baby. Let's do it!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - ARENA OF SPORT
COBRA COMMANDER
Welcome to the Cobra Arena of Sport. I can see you're both eager to provide us with amusement.
DESTRO
Gentlemen, I assure you this will be your last battle. I've programmed my neural controllers to force you to fight to the finish.
COBRA COMMANDER
Begin!
DUKE
Snake-Eyes, if we concentrate, we can resist the controllers!
COBRA COMMANDER
Let's hope they fight it out quickly. I am eager to show the world more of the terror that awaits if it defies me!
ZARTAN
Then you've chosen our next target for destruction.
COBRA COMMANDER
Yes. The American capital.
ZARTAN
Excellent.
DUKE
They're going to hit Washington, D.C. We've got to get word to Headquarters.
DUKE
There's enough pure energy in this board to beam a message to Mars. But how will we tap into it?
DUKE
Your utility belt communicator! All we need is an antenna.
DUKE
Good thinking.
DESTRO
Guards, stop them before they escape!
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
SPARKS
It's Snake-Eyes. He's using Joe Code Ultra. Next target, Cobra destruction, Washington. Luck, Duke and Snake. The message stops there.
BREAKER
It's enough. Now we know where to make our stand.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - ARENA OF SPORT
GUARDS
Cobra!
ZARTAN
They sent out a message. I'm sure of it. G. I. Joe will know our target.
COBRA COMMANDER
So much the better. Their helplessness in the face of my power will surely break their spirit!
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
COL. SHARP
The evacuation is proceeding, Scarlett, but there's still no way of knowing how much time we have.
SCARLETT
Well, let's hope there's enough to work out some defense against Cobra's weather control device, Colonel.
COL. SHARP
Good luck, Scarlett.
CLUTCH
Scarlett, that defense you were talkin' about? Doc's got it.
DOC
Only maybe, Clutch. I guess you might call it an energy mirror.
CLUTCH
The mirror part's workin' fine, Doc. I need a shave.
DOC
If it works, it'll absorb, reflect, and redirect energy--like the energy transmitted by Cobra's weather machine. Blowtorch, let's test it out.
BLOWTORCH
Doc, you sure about this bit?
DOC
No, but don't worry. I'm wearing my asbestos underwear. Now hit it.
DOC
That was the absorption phase. Now, let's reflect...and redirect.
BREAKER (O.C.)
It works!
SPARKS (O.C.)
Doc, you're a genius!
SCARLETT (O.C.)
Fantastic!
LADY JAYE
If we can get these energy mirrors to Washington in time, we just might give Cobra a taste of its own reptile medicine.
DOC
Let's move 'em out!
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
JOES
Yo Joe!
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS - OVERCAST
ROADBLOCK
I scrounged every bit of fuel from those engines. So when they run dry, we'd better hit sky, or it is good-bye forever.
MUTT
It's too wet to kick over.
FLINT
Contact.
MUTT
Hang on, Roadblock. We're liftin' off!
ROADBLOCK
The vine'll pull me down, and you with me!
MUTT
No they won't. Give me your hand and we'll pull our way clear.
FLINT
I'm giving it maximum fuel, but it's a stand-off.
ROADBLOCK
You'll never make it with me on board. I'll fight my way out! Yo Joe!
FLINT
Roadblock!
MUTT
It'll take more than super celery to finish him off...I hope.
FLINT
The ship's coming apart. Hold tight. We can't afford to be spotted.
EXT. DESERT NEAR PIT OF CHAOS - DAY
COBRA
Halt, or I'll fire!
MUTT
Real thoughtful of those jokers to leave their jeep parked with the keys in it.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
DESTRO
I protest! I protest most strongly, my dear Cobra Commander! Using the full power of the laser core on Washington could leave us vulnerable to counter-attack.
ZARTAN
Nonsense. There is no possible way for G. I. Joe to resist the Weather Dominator
DESTRO
I will not have my opinions questioned by a penny-ante quick-change artist!
COBRA COMMANDER
What would you have me do with Washington, Destro? Pepper it with spitballs?
DESTRO
No, but using nothing but lightning could b...
COBRA COMMANDER
Give me no buts! Lower the Dominator!
COBRA COMMANDER
Oh, don't sulk, Destro. I'll throw in a tornado before the final lightning strike.
ZARTAN
A brilliant plan, leader!
COBRA COMMANDER
Naturally. I made it, didn't I?
ZARTAN
No, not sunlight!
EXT. PIT OF CHAOS - DAY
ROADBLOCK
Hello, sunshine, what is new? Goodbye, snake vines, you are through! Alright, now let's get outta this hole and start to roll.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
COBRA COMMANDER
Superb. First, Destro, the tornado!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
Blast them, Destro, blast them!
EXT. WASHINGTON
SCARLETT
Hurry! We've got to get those energy mirrors in place before Cobra destroys the city!
STALKER
Hold down those energy mirrors!
SCARLETT
Oh, no! Giant hailstones!
SCARLETT
Gung-Ho, we're taking a pounding!
GUNG-HO
Same here! If you've got any lucky horseshoes, throw 'em this way fast!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
We've got them! G. I. Joe and Washington are lost!
EXT. OCCUPIED DESERT TOWN - COBRA CAFE
FLINT
Let's see if we can find a way to get back to base.
MUTT
I bet the cuisine is fabulous.
INT. COBRA CAFE
CROWBAR RUFFIAN
Nice bunch o' weapons you got. Just what we've been lookin' for.
FLINT
Mutt, visitors.
EYEPATCH RUFFIAN
Just hand over your weapons and nobody gets hurt.
FLINT
(TO MUTT) Could you hear what the man said?
(TO RUFFIAN) Would you please speak up? It's noisy in here.
EYEPATCH RUFFIAN
I said, give us your weap....
MUTT
Anybody else have a problem?
SHIPWRECK (O.C.)
You, uh, don't live around here, do ya? Don't be so nervous. I'm not with Cobra.
FLINT
Then who are you with?
SHIPWRECK
I'm with myself, and anybody who can pay my price. The name's Shipwreck.
FLINT
Why would that interest us?
SHIPWRECK
Because you're not exactly number one on Cobra's sweetheart parade. Now, you wanna pay my fee and get outta here, or hang around and pray for urban renewal?
FLINT
We were wondering if we could trust you, but Junkyard says you're all right.
SHIPWRECK
Thanks, swabby.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
ZARTAN
Our enemies continue to survive, Cobra Commander.
COBRA COMMANDER
That will stop this instant. Destro, use the full force of the laser core to make lightning at once!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
It is too dangerous, Cobra Commander. There could be dire consequences.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
There will be dire consequences for you if you do not obey my orders! The lightning, Destro. Now!
EXT. WASHINGTON - OVERCAST
GUNG-HO
Holy Toledo, Cleveland, and Cincinnati! Here comes the granddaddy of all lightning bolts! Energy mirror's ready.
GUNG-HO
Coordinate ground defense, now!
DOC
Roger, G. H. The redirection mirror is in position!
SCARLETT
Now, redirect the energy flow! Yo Joe!
UNIDENTIFIED VOICE [Will Ryan?] (O.C.)
It's workin' now, man! It's workin'!
DOC
Yo Joe!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
Speak up, Destro! I want a report of my triumph!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
My report is...look out!
EXT. SPACE - EARTH ORBIT
EXT. WASHINGTON - OVERCAST
LADY JAYE
I just got a flash from Headquarters. Cobra's weather control gizmo shot into orbit and came down in three pieces.
GUNG-HO
And it's started a chain reaction of crazy weather all over the world!
SCARLETT
Then we've got to get those pieces back together, or the sun may never shine one earth again!
GUNG-HO
Yo Joe!
EXT. OCCUPIED DESERT TOWN - DAY
SHIPWRECK
The one thing Cobra's sensors can't pick up is wind power. All right, let's cast off.
SHIPWRECK
The ocean of the sun, mates.
MUTT
Man, we're really travellin'.
EXT. DESERT - DAY
SHIPWRECK
With a little seafaring luck, we'll have a very boring voyage.
MUTT
No danger of that. Look!
SHIPWRECK
A sandstorm! Batten the hatches!
FLINT
I don't know what that means, but I don't like the sound of it.
SHIPWRECK
Get your sea legs under ya, mates, and lash yourselves to the superstructure! Watch out!
FLINT
Man overboard! Mutt, where are you?
EXT. DESERT - SANDSTORM
FLINT
Mutt!
SHIPWRECK
You can't save 'im in this storm!
FLINT
I've got to try!
SHIPWRECK
Here, take this!
FLINT
Mutt! Mutt, are you all right?
MUTT
I got sand in my shoe.
FLINT
Come on! We've got to find some way to outlast this storm.
SHIPWRECK
The sand'll tear us to pieces unless we get under this sail!
MUTT
Hey, a sand igloo. Maybe we'll make it after all.
EXT. DESERT - DAY
FLINT
The storm's passing.
SHIPWRECK
Then let's get back on the road! Thrusters on!
SHIPWRECK
Avast, ya sand lubbers, we're free!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - OVERCAST
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - HANGAR
COBRA COMMANDER
The Weather Dominator has broken into its three component parts, each of which has fallen into a remote and dangerous part of the earth.
COBRA COMMANDER (CONT.)
The ion correlator now lies somewhere on the Island of No Return. You, Zartan, and you, Baroness, shall lead the search there. Assemble your troops and leave at once.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - OVERCAST
BARONESS (O.C.)
Cobra!
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
WILD BILL
Yee-hoo! There she is, pardners, the Island of No Return. Hey, how's it look from seaside, 'Pedo?
TORPEDO
Really bad, man. Really bad. And just to keep us from gettin' bored, here come the serpents you love to hate.
BARONESS
G. I. Joe is here! We must recover the piece of Destro's Weather Dominator before they do! Cobra!
TORPEDO (O.C.)
Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
SCARLETT
The second piece of Cobra's weather control device came down here....
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
...the Palace of Doom. Major Bludd?
MAJ. BLUDD
Yes, Commander?
COBRA COMMANDER
You will retrieve the hydromaster, the second component of the Weather Domiantor.
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
DESTRO
And what about the third fragment, Cobra Commander, the laser core itself?
COBRA COMMANDER
We must prepare well for its recovery, Destro. Whoever recovers the pieces of the Dominator and reassembles them first will control the fate of earth. It must be us!
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
SCARLETT
We've got to put their weather control device back together so we can stop this.
GUNG-HO
The whole cotton-pickin' planet's gone ape!
SCARLETT
Lady Jaye, you'll lead the assault on the Palace of Doom, and....
COMPUTER
Unauthorized entry. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
GUNG-HO
They're comin' in the supply door!
JOES
Flint, where ya been?, Hey, Junkyard, good boy!, Mutt, you old cattle-cleaner!, Welcome home!, etc.
LADY JAYE
We all kept hoping you'd make it back, Flint.
FLINT
Well, that, that means a lot, uh, knowing your buddies miss you, I mean.
SHIPWRECK
She's your buddy?
FLINT
This is Shipwreck, and he saved our necks, Lady Jaye.
SHIPWRECK
I'd rather save yours.
LADY JAYE
Thanks, but we've got a world to save first. Yo Joe!
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - HANGAR
SHIPWRECK
Mind if I join up?
FLINT
Like the saying goes, two's company, but three's a regiment.
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
ROADBLOCK
Nice kitty. Be good, and Roadblock will show you where to find some giant mice.
ROADBLOCK
Cats can climb, but they can't fly!
INT. TRUCK - TRAILER
ROADBLOCK
That was too close.
ROADBLOCK
I heard you, and when I see you, you'd better be friendly.
ROADBLOCK
Well, anybody all tied up in a Cobra truck has got to be my kind o' man.
HONDA LOU [Sally Julian]
Cobra trucks, my hush puppies. These are my trucks, mister. Every one of 'em loaded and paid for by your truly, Honda Lou West, president and manager of Wild West Haulin'.
ROADBLOCK
You're a girl!
HONDA LOU
Congratulations. You figured that out so fast, you must be a rocket scientist.
ROADBLOCK
Look, all I got from you is a truckin' commercial and a lot of sass. What about some thanks for untyin' your ropes?
HONDA LOU
Thanks for what? I'm still a prisoner, and Cobra's still got my trucks, full of finest vittles you ever did see.
ROADBLOCK
A truck full o' good eats, huh?
HONDA LOU
What's it to you, Jack?
ROADBLOCK
I'm hungry, I'm a gourmet chef, and the name's not Jack. It's Roadblock. I'm with G. I. Joe.
HONDA LOU
I don't care if you're with the tooth fairy! I... G. I. Joe? Mister Roadblock, gourmet chef, get ready to chow down. I do believe this is gonna mark the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
CUTTER
Use extreme caution in landing on the reef! That coral is razor sharp and hard as steel!
CLUTCH
Now he tells me.
CLUTCH
Look out, or somethin'! Just look out!
BARONESS
Blast them off the reef, you fools!
BARONESS
Must I do everything myself? Attack! Attack! Attack!
WILD BILL
No need to fear what the lady can't steer! Bullseye!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CLUTCH
That's showin' her, Bill! Yo Joe! Way to go, guys! Now, let's kick in and get a detail started for the island!
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
TORPEDO
Secure your positions, pronto! Here's Cobra!
WILD BILL
Wow! Cobra's cut a channel through the reef!
CUTTER
We'll beat 'em to it! Yo Joe!
BARONESS
Cobra!
BARONESS
Look out for that whirlpool!
CUTTER
Hang on!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra company, halt! The scanner indicates the fragment we want is inside that large structure, there. Legend may call it the Palace of Doom, but I call it a simple military objective.
RECONDO
Stay close to me, men. And remember, from here on, silence.
RECONDO
Ready, Flint?
FLINT
Ready, Recondo.
FLINT
Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe!
COBRAS
Cobra!
RECONDO
Yo Joe!
MAJ. BLUDD
I'm caught in a pincers movement! Send in support.
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
LADY JAYE
Their robots are moving into the city ahead of us. I think a small team could break through this firefight and beat them to the weather fragment.
FLINT
What kind of team do you have in mind?
LADY JAYE
Yours truly, Shipwreck, and Gung-Ho.
FLINT
Gung-Ho? You were supposed to stay back at Headquarters.
GUNG-HO
What? And miss a fight?
FLINT
Okay, go for it!
RECONDO
Release PAC/RATs now! Don't let any of those robots get near the temple!
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
GUNG-HO
Wow. I think I saw this place on The Late Late Show.
LADY JAYE
Look, there it is. The weather fragment.
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
CUTTER
The whirlpool's too strong for our engines! The ship's breaking up!
TORPEDO
Hang tight, Cutter, baby. I just got a mean idea.
TORPEDO
They don't call me Torpedo for nothin'! Yo Joe!
CLUTCH
Hit the deck!
WILD BILL
Yeehoo! Now, that's what I call a plumb unhappy landin'!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CUTTER
We're stalemated! Torpedo, you got anymore mean ideas?
TORPEDO
Negatorie, good buddy.
SPIRIT
Freedom and I will go to the Island of No Return.
CUTTER
I'm tempted to let you try it, but it's impossible.
SPIRIT
Possibility and impossibility are states of mind. In my mind, there is only the possible.
CUTTER
Fire sea sled!
TORPEDO
Good luck, Spirit.
BARONESS
We must get past them and reach the Island of No Return.
BARONESS
Zartan, where are you? I order you to respond to my orders! Zartan, answer me at once!
TORCH
Ain't you gonna answer the lady, Zartan?
ZARTAN
When it serves my purpose, and not before.
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
SHIPWRECK
Avast, mates. Trouble topside!
SHIPWRECK
Sufferin' seaweed! I don't think he's too crazy about visitors!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
MAJ. BLUDD
Now we'll clear out the Joe Team and claim what is rightfully ours! Destroy and retrieve!
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
LADY JAYE
We're trapped, and he's really mad!
SHIPWRECK
Look at the bright side. At least he's not wearin' shoes.
GUNG-HO
This could be our only chance. Let's go for it!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - DAY
SPIRIT
Freedom, so much anguish over a piece of wreckage.... I feel another presence.
STORM SHADOW
That presence feels you as well. Cobra!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
TRIPWIRE
Flint, get set to scramble and ramble!
FLINT
What is it, Tripwire?
TRIPWIRE
My detection device has picked up a mucho earthquake rolling our way. It must've been triggered by the freak weather around the world.
FLINT
Great, and Lady Jaye and the guys still inside the Palace of Doom!
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
SHIPWRECK
Keep movin'. Maybe they'll forget about us.
SHIPWRECK
Scratch the forget part.
SHIPWRECK
Now I know what I always hated about dry land: no place to dive!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
MAJ. BLUDD
Retreat! We must save ourselves!
GUNG-HO
Jump it, Lady Jaye! Time's runnin' out!
LADY JAYE
Gung-Ho, you're a handy guy to have around.
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
LADY JAYE
Flint! Get us out of this!
FLINT
Come on! Now! This place is shaking like a ten-cent milkshake!
LADY JAYE
We lost the fragment!
FLINT
We'll get it back! No time now!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
LADY JAYE
Only one chance!
FLINT
Great work, Lady Jaye. You got it wired, but the next quake is gonna tear the place apart.
GUNG-HO
What're you doin'?
SHIPWRECK
Stretchin' a point!
FLINT
That was a little too close for me, Lady Jaye.
SHIPWRECK
That was great for me. I love danger.
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CUTTER
Doc, give us some cover, and I'll send a unit around the back of the island while we keep Cobra busy here.
DOC
Can do, Cutter, but we don't have much time. If these readings are right, the freak weather has cracked the earth's crust. Molten lava is seeping up into the sea water. If we don't get out of here soon, we'll be boiled like chickens in a stew pot!
CUTTER
This is one chicken who plans to be long gone before then. Now let's have that cover!
DOC
Roger!
BARONESS
They're moving out behind that smokescreen! We must counter their countermove at once!
BARONESS
Dispatch a landing party to the other side of the island. Something is causing the temperature to rise dangerously.
EXT. OCEAN - UNDERWATER
INT. SUBMARINE
ZARTAN
Exactly as I had hoped. Cobra and G. I. Joe are intent on outwitting each other. They will never even notice us.
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CUTTER
It's Freedom...but what happened to Spirit?
INT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - CAVE
SPIRIT
There is too little air to waste it on pointless combat.
STORM SHADOW
Soon we will either use up what oxygen remains, or the sea will rise and take our lives.
SPIRIT
We must dwell on this.
EXT. ROAD NEAR COBRA TEMPLE - MORNING
INT. TRUCK - TRAILER
HONDA LOU
They say misery loves company, but Roadblock, I've got more misery than I can handle. How am I ever gonna get my trucks back?
ROADBLOCK
That's somethin' we'll worry about later. Right now, I'd say we got other problems arisin'.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - MORNING
HONDA LOU
That's a sight mean enough to stampede a herd of gila monsters!
HONDA LOU (O.C.)
What is this place?
ROADBLOCK (O.C.)
It ain't toyland, babe. In fact, it's the last place I'd wanna be caught dead in. And I'm talkin' dead with a very big D.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
DESTRO
My ion correlator still lies somewhere on the Island of No Return, but my hydromaster has been recovered from the Palace of Doom. That puts the struggle decidedly in my favor. And I still retain two of the enemy for potential bargaining pieces.
COBRA COMMANDER
"I," Destro? Surely you mean "we." Because unless WE recover all three pieces of OUR Dominator and reassemble them before G. I. Joe, all of US will be finished!
DESTRO
How well you perceive the situation, my dear Cobra Commander. I was just about to launch the third and most difficult mission.
COBRA COMMANDER
Then you have prepared the necessary equipment?
DESTRO
Yes, Commander. We must now marshal our forces to wage the ultimate battle on the Roof of the World.
INT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - CAVE
SPIRIT
I have concentrated on our predicament
STORM SHADOW
It...is...hopeless.
SPIRIT
Listen to me. The rising water may be the force that can save us.
STORM SHADOW
I do not understand.
SPIRIT
The water forces the air out. Somewhere near the surface, this air must escape. There must be a blowhole. Perhaps it can help us to escape, too.
STORM SHADOW
Your theorizing is too late. We shall soon learn the eternal secret together.
SPIRIT
If we use the air beneath this fragment, we may be able to breathe.
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN
STORM SHADOW
You have saved my unworthy life. The Weather Dominator shall be yours.
SPIRIT
We shall meet again.
FIREFLY
There's the piece of the Dominator, and only one Joe to worry about. Cobra!
SPIRIT
What troubles you, noble Freedom?
FIREFLY
Aughh! Get him off!
INT. SUBMARINE
ZARTAN
We've come just in time. The Joe warrior seems sure to lose, unless we intervene.
TORCH
But we want the Joes to lose, don't we? I mean, we are on the other side, ain't we?
ZARTAN
We are on our side first and foremost, and we stand to gain the most if Cobra and G. I. Joe each possess one fragment of the Weather Dominator.
RIPPER
Cor, blimey. I don't understand.
ZARTAN
You shall. Believe me, you shall understand everything. But for now, let us even the score.
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN
WILD BILL
Spirit! I thought we'd never see you again!
SPIRIT
We must leave at once!
WILD BILL
I've got Spirit and the fragment. We're headin' for the carrier! Yo Joe!
WILD BILL
Hot tamales! The whole island's meltin'!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CUTTER
Let's get outta here!
BARONESS
Withdraw! Withdraw!
BARONESS
G. I. Joe has won this round, but the deciding race remains. And we shall triumph yet! Cobra!
EXT. ARCTIC GLACIER
DESTRO
Our final destination: the Roof of the World
DESTRO
There, Major Bludd! The laser core itself lies on the other side of this mountain of ice.
MAJ. BLUDD
We shall recover the laser core before G. I. Joe knows we're here!
SNOW JOB
Yo Joe!
LADY JAYE
The sensor reading puts the last fragment miles inside the glacier, Snow Job. Any ideas for getting it out?
SNOW JOB
Sure, as soon as I get us in. That's why I brought my glacier sled.
SHIPWRECK
Cute. But how do you go tobogganing inside a glacier?
SNOW JOB
Through the sluiceways--ancient tunnels formed by hot springs, trapped within the glacier.
GUNG-HO
What happens if we get stuck inside the glacier?
SHIPWRECK
You'll never have to send out for ice again.
FLINT
Let's go for it.
SHIPWRECK
Hey, who's gonna ride with me?
GUNG-HO
Get a date some other time. This ain't the Tunnel of Love.
ZARTAN
Faster, you louts! We must reach the secret crevice if we are to have the advantage of surprise!
TORCH
Blimey, Zartan, why can't we just come in by chopper? Me runny nose is froze!
ZARTAN
It's too dangerous to fly in this weather!
RIPPER
Too dangerous?
ZARTAN
Careful, you fool! One misstep and we'll all be buried forever in a tomb of eternal ice! Onward, onward!
BARONESS
Zartan and his Dreadnoks! Why are they making a private assault on the glacier? Destro! Baroness calling Destro, please come in! Cursed weather.
INT. ARCTIC GLACIER
INT. TUNNELING MACHINE
DESTRO
Any moment now we shall reach the icy plateau which leads to the laser core. Stand by!
COBRAS
Cobra!
INT. ARCTIC GLACIER - SLUICEWAY
SNOW JOB
We're almost there!
INT. TUNNELING MACHINE
DESTRO
Increase speed! The plateau is just below!
INT. ARCTIC GLACIER - SLUICEWAY
EXT. ROOF OF THE WORLD - CREVICE
ZARTAN
The secret crevice at last! Ahead lies our shortcut to the crater and victory.
ZARTAN
Ahh! The arctic sun! It will loosen the ice crags that form the ridge of the crater. We are now in a race, not only against Cobra and G. I. Joe, but against the danger of avalanche.
EXT. ROOF OF THE WORLD
JOES
Yo Joe!
COBRAS
Cobra!
FLINT
We each have one piece of the weather control device. Whoever gets that laser core gets the upper hand.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
Trample G. I. Joe, you fools! Crush them! Demolish them I say!
COBRA COMMANDER
Well, what do you want?
CRIMSON GUARD
Commander, we heard the disturbance and...your screen!
COBRA COMMANDER
Defective equipment! I want the officer in charge of communications maintenance disciplined at once!
CRIMSON GUARD
B-b-b-but, uh...Commander!
COBRA COMMANDER
Get out, all of you! I wish to plan in private! OUT!
COBRA COMMANDER
Dunderheads! Imbeciles! Why are great men always surrounded by lesser beings?
ROADBLOCK
I ask myself the same question, fool.
COBRA COMMANDER
How did you get here? Gua...
ROADBLOCK
That's easy for you to say, sucker. Now shut up.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - CORRIDOR
COBRA COMMANDER
Get the intruders!
ROADBLOCK
Flippin' time, little buddy!
ROADBLOCK (singing)
Oh, he'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble. G. I. Joe is here!
HONDA LOU
I do believe I pressed the right button.
ROADBLOCK
I believe so too, Honda Lou. Now, we can cut outta this snake motel and...
SCRAP-IRON
Take them from behind!
COBRA COMMANDER
These arrogant intruders have dared to shame me in the sacred confines of my own Headquarters! Take them to the Arena of Sport. This won't take long.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE- ARENA OF SPORT
ROADBLOCK
Duke! Snake-Eyes! Alive! Man, it's good to see you. And you're okay!
DUKE
Don't count on it staying that way, Roadblock. Not the best way to meet, uh...
HONDA LOU
Honda Lou.
DUKE
Honda Lou, it's a pleasure.
COBRA COMMANDER
Sickening, sentimental drivel. End game program, and be done with them!
SCRAP-IRON
Then end game it shall be.
DUKE
If this is like the other game, don't count on having fun.
EXT. ROOF OF THE WORLD
DESTRO
The laser core! Cobra!
MAJ. BLUDD
Go, Destro!
GUNG-HO
Wrong, sleazo!
SNOW JOB
Come to papa!
BARONESS
The weather has cleared at last. Cobra!
STORM SHADOW
We are even now.
SPIRIT
When next we meet...
STORM SHADOW
We meet as enemies.
ZARTAN
Quickly!
SNOW JOB
I can pick off the place where he's standin' and....
LADY JAYE
We can't risk an avalanche.
ZARTAN
The crucial, final fragment of the Weather Dominator, the laser core itself, is now entirely in my possession--a prize which I offer to the highest bidder. G. I. Joe? Cobra? The world belongs to one of you: the one with the greatest bank account! Just in case you have any further heroics in mind, let me leave you with this. You shall soon see what develops.
DESTRO
Use the Baroness's wing for evacuation at once! Cobra!
FLINT
Let's get outta here, on the double! Yo Joe!
LADY JAYE
Flint, look out! The wall of the crater!
EXT. ROOF OF THE WORLD
FLINT
Fire your lasers! Ice melts!
LADY JAYE
Let's get them outta there.
FLINT
Thanks for cutting in, Lady Jaye.
LADY JAYE
Haven't you heard? Diamonds are a guy's best friend.
FLINT
But time is nobody's friend as long as Zartan has the last piece of Cobra's weather control weapon. Regroup back at Headquarters. Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe!
EXT. BAYOU WORLD PARK
INT. BAYOU WORLD PARK - CONTROL ROOM
ZARTAN
I adore seeing a scheme come together. It's so...stimulating. Now, I shall raise our broadcast transmitter and inform both Cobra and G. I. Joe of our modest demands.
TORCH
The man said modest!
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
ZARTAN
Good afternoon, honored associates. As you already know, I possess the third and most powerful fragment of the Weather Dominator. G. I. Joe, you have one fragment, but it has little value apart from the other two components.
DOC
Bingo. Zartan's in bayou country. Come in, Flint.
EXT. SKY - DAY
DOC (COMM.)
We've traced Zartan to the swamps.
FLINT
Roger, base. Yo Joe!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
ZARTAN
And Cobra, you are also the proud possessor of one fragment--it, too, equally useless. Therefore one of you, the more intelligent one actually, will quickly pay my price, and then with one viable components, will then construct the third...or steal it back from your adversary, and win the day.
COBRA COMMANDER
I have him. I have him! Come in, Destro.
EXT. SKY - DUSK
COBRA COMMANDER (COMM.)
Change course at once for the bayou. That abominable wretch, Zartan, has gone home to roost. Deal with him at once!
DESTRO
Cobra!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
The final resolution is in motion. And now, I must do the one thing I despise: I must wait!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - ARENA OF SPORT
DUKE
We can't hold 'em off for long!
ROADBLOCK
I don't want to be gobbled by some short circuit!
DUKE
Short circuit, that's it. We've got to reverse the polarity. Honda Lou, ready for a ride?
HONDA LOU
Just say gidday-up
DUKE
Ready? One, two, three!
DUKE
Bend the pole into the one beside it, but don't get caught between them!
ROADBLOCK
Don't they...feed these turkeys?
DUKE
It's about time Cobra had its fangs yanked.
DUKE, ROADBLOCK, AND HONDA LOU
Yo Joe!
INT. BAYOU WORLD PARK - CONTROL ROOM
ZARTAN
What's this? Readings indicate two large fighting forces have homed in on us. It must be G. I. Joe and Cobra. Very well. Take your positions!
ZARTAN
We shall give them an unexpected education in the art of warfare.
EXT. SKY - ABOVE BAYOU WORLD PARK
FLINT
Try to maintain formation. This weather has turned the jet stream into a wind tunnel! Rip Cord, how's it going on your end?
RIP CORD
We're over the target area now.
FLINT
Good hunting, Rip Cord. Breaker, we'll join you as soon as the jet stream calms down.
RIP CORD
He can't hear you!
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
SHORT-FUZE
You hear anything?
ZAP
Nothing.
SHORT-FUZE
Neither do I. That's what bothers me.
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - HOLDING AREA
GREENSHIRT
Halt!
GREENSHIRT
Sleeping gas!
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
SHORT-FUZE
You guys might think I'm bananas or somethin', but....
ZAP
We know you're bananas, Short-Fuze. What's on your mind?
SHORT-FUZE
Couple o' minutes ago when I didn't hear anything?
ZAP
Yeah?
SHORT-FUZE
I ain't hearin' it again. I gotta check it out.
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - HOLDING AREA
SHORT-FUZE
Call it intuition, I don't know, but I... the fragment's gone!
EXT. BAYOU WORLD PARK - NIGHT
BREAKER
Let's play commando, man.
DESTRO
Now, let Zartan taste the bitter fruits of vengeance. Cobra!
DESTRO
There is no answer in the garage. No response from Zartan at all.
ZARTAN
Patience, Destro, patience.
DESTRO
Break your unit into several combat teams. If retaliation is forthcoming, we don't want to present too large a target. That is all....
DESTRO
Kiddie cars? Is this the contempt in which Zartan holds me?
TORCH
All right, boys. Now!
DESTRO
It's an ambush!
RIPPER
All right!
DREADNOKS
Yeow!, Run for it!, Move it!, etc.
MAJ. BLUDD
Press forward! Cobra!
RIP CORD
Ready, Breaker?
BREAKER
Do the honors.
TORCH
Zartan, we're takin' a beatin'! It's time to get us outta here!
RIP CORD
We've pinpointed Zartan's control room! Over there!
FLINT
Then what are we waitin' for? Yo Joe!
INT. BAYOU WORLD PARK - CONTROL ROOM
FLINT
Zartan's gone!
LADY JAYE
And so's the last fragment of the Weather Dominator!
FLINT
I have a feeling things are gonna get a lot worse before they get better.
EXT. BAYOU WORLD PARK - DOCK
DESTRO
Quickly, quickly! Over there!
DESTRO
Zartan, you thieving turncoat!
ZARTAN
Wait! Would you mistreat a prisoner who surrendered willingly, and offered a prize? The final piece of your Weather Dominator, Destro.
DESTRO
Remove him.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - CORRIDOR
ROADBLOCK
This place has more twists than a pretzel factory with the bends.
DUKE
Cobra at either end. We just ran out of options.
DUKE
Good thinking, Honda Lou!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - DRAINPIPE
DUKE
This homing device will tell our guys where to find us. And while they're comin' in...
ROADBLOCK
We'll go out and crunch a couple o' Cobras.
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - OVERCAST
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
FLINT
It's Duke's personal distress signal. Fix coordinates on that beeper.
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - HANGAR
FLINT
We've got Cobra made, and we're gonna come down hard. Yo Joe!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
DESTRO
We have the laser core, Commander. Now, what punishment shall we administer to this turncoat?
COBRA COMMANDER
Punishment? Punishment is a price for failure, and we have not failed. Rise, Zartan.
DESTRO
But he stole the laser core!
COBRA COMMANDER
Which I now have, as well as the other two fragments.
DESTRO
But he must be dealt with!
COBRA COMMANDER
He has been. I forgive him. Now stop sputtering like a wet toaster, and get busy! When the Dominator is operational again, we shall seize control of the world! And this time, none shall oppose us! COBRA!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - STORAGE
HONDA LOU
Howdy, handsome. You work here all the time?
COBRA OFFICER
You better have a pass, kid.
HONDA LOU
Oh, I do, and here it is, sugar!
DUKE
Uh, this is no time for gardening, Roadblock.
ROADBLOCK
Man, where these scrawny vines are concerned, I am a man with a big green thumb, and I'm gonna stick that thumb right in Cobra's nose.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
FLINT
There's the snake house we've been looking for. Yo Joe!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
The enemy is upon our gates! Concentrate all power for the defense of Cobra Temple!
DESTRO
We are almost at optimum capacity.
COBRA COMMANDER
Hurry up, Destro.
DESTRO
No force on earth is a match for nature gone mad!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
GUNG-HO
Yo Joe! Hold it, what the heck is that?
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
The poor Joes are too hot, Destro. Cool them down at once.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
With pleasure, Commander.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - SNOWSTORM
FLINT
We're losing altitude! Can't control it! Ship's too heavy from ice and snow buildup!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
Our friends are coming to a standstill, Destro. They need something to spark them up.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
I know just the thing, Commander.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
FLINT
Hang on!
FLINT
We're still airborne and ready to fight. Yo Joe!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
They shall pay for that!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - OVERCAST
SHIPWRECK
Shocking experience, mates. I think my bridge work melted.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
Spare nothing now, Destro. The end is in sight, and we have won!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
DESTRO
This final burst will annihilate them forever!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
ROADBLOCK
Wrong again, junk jaw.
COBRA COMMANDER
Stop them! They've got the vines!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
GUNG-HO
We've got a clear shot at 'em! Yo Joe!
SCARLETT
We've got 'em cold!
MAJ. BLUDD
Retreat! Retreat!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - CARGO ENTRANCE
BARONESS
We can't stop them! Lower the Temple! Lower the Temple!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
FLINT
They're tryin' to take her down. Let's beat 'em to it!
JOES
Yo Joe!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
DUKE
Flint! Man, you're almost a sight for sore eyes.
GUNG-HO
Looks like you blew it again, fang face.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - DAY
DESTRO
A battle lost, but not the war. I shall make G. I. Joe rue this day if it takes me a thousand years.
DESTRO
Zartan!
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
You haven't defeated me! I only bow for this moment, but I shall return!
ROADBLOCK
We beatcha Cobra, right down to the sand.
DUKE
There's still the little matter of the crazy weather around the world.
FLINT
How's it coming, Breaker?
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
BREAKER
Just watch the monitor. I think I got it.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
JOES
Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe!
WILD BILL
A snow storm! Yo snow!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - WEATHER DOMINATOR
BREAKER
Well, nobody's perfect.
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
FLINT
No, but we do okay.